Yes, I was accepted to an awesome conference, huge, important, everything you’d want really. I arrived a day early, felt tired and sore as per usual and more-than-usually weepy. Chalked it up to nerves and my body just being my body. I delivered my paper the next morning and that evening, collapsed at the wine reception.
Thankfully, a very lovely lady I had met on other occasions was there and, as literally the only person I knew at this conference of over 200, she sprung into action. Aided by some very helpful security guards, she took me to a walk-in centre where I was diagnosed with a kidney infection and given some antibiotics.
I didn’t get to see much of the conference as a result of this turn of events. I did see a lot of my small hotel room and felt sorry for myself quite a bit. When I did manage to attend one more panel the next day, people I’d never seen before asked me how I was because I had become ‘The Girl Who Collapsed’.
Now, the fact that I am sick is not something I hide. I may not go into details over a coffee on a first date but I’d like to think I’m open about my condition. I’m okay with people knowing I have something wrong with me. But, as it turned out, I was not okay being ‘The Girl Who Collapsed’. Showing such a colossal sign of “weakness” at an event I had spent months preparing for made me angry. I wasn’t angry at any one in particular, I wasn’t even angry with myself, I was just annoyed that this is what my life is like and I have no control over it. I did everything right – booking the closest possible hotel, scheduling naps and rests, pacing myself. And still, my body betrayed me. As is its way.
So…
Two weeks later, antibiotic free, kidneys functioning like a champion, I embarked on my next conference adventure. This one too presented challenges. Luckily, it was at home (not in my actual home ’cause that would be weird and unprofessional), at a place 10 miles from where I live, accessible by car, familiar territory. Awesome, right? Well… When I turned up for the first day, wearing the most fiercely colourful dress I own, I was turned away from my usual car park. FREAKIN’ DISNEY ON ICE! Unexpectedly, I had to park a ridiculously long way away and so, it took me nearly half an hour to reach the venue. (Note: it probably would only take 8 – 10 minutes for an able-bodied person to cover the distance but as I am the speed of a grandmother snail, I am allowed to be disgruntled.) My mega-awesome-cool fold-up walking stick had arrived earlier that week and it made its debut helping me get to the building. Lunch was unidentifiable sandwiches which I had to forego thanks to my bowel and its tendency to spasm when I feed it things without thinking. My paper went well and I lasted the whole afternoon AND dinner. Although my body was tense and aching, my insides stabbing away like a nightmare serial killer, I was so proud of myself for getting through that day. The next, and last, day I deteriorated. My eyeballs turned red (which was a great thing to happen for the first time at an important career event), I needed the walking stick more and more, many painkillers and heat patches were necessary and at one point I had to leave for a while just so that I didn’t break down and cry with the pain in front of everyone.
But, guess what? I made it to the very end. And, that fact alone made me inproportionately happy. Now, the two conferences were completely different situations but I can definitely pinpoint what helped me in the second. Firstly, I knew that my own bed and my comfortable home were waiting for me. Secondly, although I am forever grateful that the lovely lady was there at the first conference, at the second there were multiple people I knew and trusted (including the lovely lady). People that offered to help out or asked me how I was, who offered to do things for me, who told me to go home. Conferences can be stressful, especially when you have a chronic illness to contend with. But you know what? I’m damn proud of myself for doing them. And maybe I’ll live down ‘The Girl Who Collapsed’ thing eventually…